Dear Donny
The people have spoken. You had a good run. You have that rare distinction of joining the pantheon of television hucksters who rose to the highest office in the land.
You’re like Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
It’s a wrap “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time”.
It’s time to turn your attention to more pressing matters.
You’re likely to be the recipient of a deluge of legal paperwork after inaugural day. Donnie you’ve got some explaining to do. Making false or misleading statements to secure a loan is financial fraud punishable by fine and imprisonment. Donnie that’s likely just the tip of the iceberg. Your commercial real estate investments in NYC represent the bulk of your net worth. The bad news is that they properties are highly leveraged. You need commercial tenants to occupy that space. The bad news is that COVID-19 has decimated the commercial leasing business in NYC. Donnie unless you can pull a rabbit out of a hat this could be it for you. The masquerade as a multi billionaire could be over.
Both the attorney General of New York and the Federal Prosecutor of SDNY likely have unfinished business with you. Every second that you spend tipping at windmills like Don Quixote makes you more vulnerable. Putin and Kim are done with you. You served your purpose no more late night talks and beautiful love letters.
You need to start buffing just in case they don’t send you to a country club prison for your retirement. Big Bubba and his friends won’t be easy to deal with but you’ve got that grifters charm going for you. If things go really bad maybe the Aryan Brotherhood will find a place for you. Donny you had a good run but it’s time to make real plans. The next 70 days are going to go by really fast. With a little luck maybe Pence will Pardon you for your federal crimes before inauguration day. The only problem is that he can’t help you with state prosections. The state penitentiaries don’t have country club facilities.
Donny you Don’t have a moment to waste on hail Mary passes like these ridiculous court cases challenging the peoples vote. You’ve got bigger fish to fry. If you can escape this one you deserve that Purple Heart you always want but never earned because you didn’t serve. You did manage to leave the country with a rampant pandemic and an economy in shambles. Come on Donny show us what you got.
THINK!!
EYES WIDE OPEN!!
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